Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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