Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
i out mim tonsoeep
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