brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Randomize
