ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
