He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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