What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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