Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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