Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
where am i from again
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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