why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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