just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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