WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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