Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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