ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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