I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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