How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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