I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
