I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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