He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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