isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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