real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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