# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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