i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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