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I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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