There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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