Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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