We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
This is the high leading the old right now
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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