I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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