im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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