I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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