this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm both gender and math confused
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