at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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