why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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