I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Just pee around me
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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