they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Dick very happy bro
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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