OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Randomize
