That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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