i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
My ATM looks so different sober.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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