What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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