I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
