So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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