I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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