can u get pink eye on your cock?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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