Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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