I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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