Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Randomize
