I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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