she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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