You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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