I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I think I sprained my soul last night
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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