drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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