8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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