if i can run in heels then i can drive
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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