And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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