People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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